The Oyster’s Autobiography by Kris Demeanor This piece was written for the YYCArtsPlan Citizen’s Reference Panel. On the other side of applause / Hands mix tints, stretch canvas / Secure the hall / Hang your very soul next to hooks in the wall / Sleep with your visions scrolling beneath their eyelids / Oyster, you owe them this / Fearlessness / Or at least / For humour’s sake / A stab at an impossible explanation A gallery of creatures in the sea see the oyster bed all silk sheets and canopies, luring humans, begging attention with the promise of beauty: “Those bi-valves are such show offs!” But enter their bedroom and find a collective labour of uncertainty, for not every mollusc spits out symmetry, or sheen, or anything worthy of a wealthy dowager’s collection The journey from grain of sand to pearl begins with protection from forces that find their way under the skin, or in this case, inside the two sides of the oyster’s wobbly grin Okay, clarification The mantle produces nacre, that makes the oysters shell But as it goes, as it grows, a bit of sand gets trapped in there as well The intruder gets covered in nacre, layer on layer, until The initial visitor transforms into something one can admire (and sell) What does this spherical wonder, this unearthly beauty represent? Essentially the pearl is the reaction to an irritant: A capoeira dance in response to an inflexible boss An acrylic testament to: ‘Cold enough for you?’ Ode To My Pesky Little Sister But imagine now outside the grinding gears of irritation, the grains of sand as granular inspiration to the nacre’s many layers of craft, where the seeded idea grows in scope and resonance and depth For pearls of an uneven shape are deemed Baroque, The grand and exaggerated, the stretching of reality with a religious bombast, or simply distorted, the curse of madness and a violent past. Some oysters get a nudge from the harvester, who make a small cut in the mantle to introduce the idea and deem the pearl ‘cultured’, the oyster ‘hired’ And colours! For not every precious offspring of the shell seeks to mimic teeth or clouds or milk There is the green of the perfect summer park underscoring the lover’s break up walk The grey of the fog of unexpected death The red of strawberries crushed between loving bodies clumsily trying to incorporate fruit The blue of an advertisement for toilet bowl cleaner juxtaposed with a photo of a garbage dump child wiping with a newspaper insert The black of genocide, of sleep, of outer space Defeat and glory- The oyster’s autobiography is your story From the ocean floor / to the cave walls of Altamira and Lascaux / that show prey and horned nemeses / Hands revealed by blown ochre / Here, the earliest pearls were dropped / And we ask the immortals as we surface from the depths/ So, was it inspiration or self defense? Is simply “I am here” what you meant? “Not merely here”, their ghosts reply / “Present”