Calgary Arts Development’s classified listing is a free service for Calgary’s arts community. All content for the classifieds is user-submitted. Calgary Arts Development makes no endorsement to any agency, organization, corporation or individual who submits listings. We trust our readers to use their own judgement when responding to ads. Calgary Arts Development believes that artists should be paid for their work. For job postings and open calls, please share salary ranges or payment. Please note that ads for jobs outside of Calgary and area may not be posted. Archived July 12, 2021 No Sex Please, We’re British Auditions for No Sex Please, We’re British By Anthony Marriott and Alistair Foot, Directed by Jay Newman Location: Presented live, in-person at the Pumphouse Theatre (2140 Pumphouse Ave. SW) Date: October 8 – 16, 2021 For more information (including character descriptions), or to book an audition, visit morpheustheatre.ca, call 403.246.2999 or email email@example.com. A young bride who lives above a bank with her husband who is the assistant manager, innocently sends a mail order off for some Scandinavian glassware. What comes is Scandinavian pornography. The plot revolves around what is to be done with the veritable floods of pornography, photographs, books, films, and eventually girls that threaten to engulf this happy couple. The matter is considerably complicated by the man’s mother, his boss, a visiting bank inspector, a police superintendent, and a muddled friend who does everything wrong in his reluctant efforts to set everything right, all of which works up to a hilarious ending of closed or slamming doors. Submission deadline is Monday, July 19, 2021, 5:00pm. Callbacks, if required, will take place at the Morpheus Rehearsal Centre (3512 5th Ave. NW) in the lower level of the Parkdale Community Centre) Audition Requirements Auditioners are asked to prepare a self-tape audition with a short comedic monologue to highlight your abilities (no more than two minutes). Auditioners are also asked to complete an audition form, with an acting resume and headshot. Selected auditioners will be requested to attend an in-person callback to read with other performers on Monday, July 26, 2021, from 7:00 to 10:00pm. Rehearsals will be Sunday evenings or afternoons, Tuesday and Thursday evenings. Morpheus Theatre requires that auditioners come prepared to commit to the rehearsal and performance schedule. Morpheus Theatre encourages individuals of all genders, ethnicities, and abilities to audition. Not a traditional actor? That is okay, get in touch with us and we will find a way for you to showcase what you have to offer.